so there was a guy named patrick sterr and he was on a teevee show called songebob and one day he was on there and then he fell and bluud went everywhere and u screamed and pukedd and died and he popped out of da screen and said "I dislike urinating in lavatories"
patrick ant songebab gat lost on dar way to a russhyan bathhouse and fount thimslefs on goats
songbab turnt into something called spengbab squorponts and patrick made u die some more
they said to hthemslef "oh sweet jesus what did i do" and thay died too